Honest, instant, zero-signup
Roast my resume.
I can take it.
Paste your resume. We run it against the same checklist recruiters skim for in the first eight seconds — and we tell you, bluntly, what's wrong. Free. No account. No gentle tone.
Your resume text never leaves your browser. The roast runs in JavaScript on your device.
How it works
Rules-based. Instant. No AI lag.
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We check the basics recruiters skim for
Summary length, cliché words, email domain, missing LinkedIn. The eight-second test.
- 02
Then the ATS-safety checklist
Bullets with no numbers, bullets longer than 140 characters, missing Skills section, weak openers like "responsible for".
- 03
You get the jokes and the fixes
Every burn includes the exact action to take. Screenshot it, fix it, or bring the fixes to our editor.
Questions
Things people ask.
Yes. No signup, no credit card, no limits. The roast runs client-side in your browser.